Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
This is the best thing I have seen all day
when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like
"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*
"what’s it about?"
Can we please take a moment to appreciate how fucking gorgeous Staraptor’s hair is?